i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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