Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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