But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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