I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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