I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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