so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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