Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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