there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I know her cup size but not her name....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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