i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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