There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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