these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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