It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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