8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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