Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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