i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
There's always time for handjobs
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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