I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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