Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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