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I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?

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(503): I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number? http://tfl.nu/ltxf

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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes

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(860): no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes http://tfl.nu/dswl

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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to

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(720): What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to http://tfl.nu/xbm0

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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.

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(201): She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more. http://tfl.nu/ypfs

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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?

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(404): we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition? http://tfl.nu/nsp8

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did i walk over a car last night?

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(+61): did i walk over a car last night? http://tfl.nu/hd3i

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(256): View more from Alabama

I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?

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(256): I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much? http://tfl.nu/gx9s

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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor

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(406): Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor http://tfl.nu/fbq6

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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night

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(978): hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night http://tfl.nu/n6zz

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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night

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(503): It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night http://tfl.nu/ctpp

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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.

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(605): I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment. http://tfl.nu/w9a2

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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick

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(541): well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick http://tfl.nu/a9oc

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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.

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(423): I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time. http://tfl.nu/ysom

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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.

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(775): She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again. http://tfl.nu/g27v

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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.

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(913): He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk. http://tfl.nu/r25m

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