I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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