If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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