C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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