I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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