D3 body, D1 cock
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize