spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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