S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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