I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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