Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm sobbing to NWA
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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