Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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