I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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