Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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