yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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