I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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