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(239): View more from Florida

just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.

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(510): View more from California

I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets

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(425): View more from Washington

This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who dressed up as a cop at your party???

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idk I have to check. Why?

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

She invited us over for cocaine and donuts

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?

(1-262): View more from Wisconsin

I see you found the nyquil...

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