is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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