If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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