better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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