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(416): View more from Ontario

is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.

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(410): View more from Maryland

He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.

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(716): View more from New York

After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant

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(805): View more from California

He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.

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(516): View more from New York

That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.

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yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.

(516): View more from New York

Do you have to put it that way?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.

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(816): View more from Missouri

All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.

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