So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
