Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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