The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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