Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She said her name was "party"
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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