Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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