Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well I just put wine in my tea
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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