nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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