worst night to have a conscience
i dont even know how to be here
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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