he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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