You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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