Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Actions speak louder than pants.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
