Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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