I wish I could teleport
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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