they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
