i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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