Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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