he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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