Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My nipple is on Facebook.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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