Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Randomize
