i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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